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gangnam styles? the guy from one direction?
— Edgar Allan Poe (via theblackship)
i hate it when you accidentally pick off a bit of dead skin on your lip and you can’t stop until you’ve peeled your entire face off
whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
Those eyes aren’t Sam’s. And really, they’re not Jared’s either. This man gets 0% of the props he deserves because holy crap he was amazing in that demon blood arc. He just looked powerful. He didn’t even have to do anything, he just had this incredible essence of dark power and ferocious strength. Terrifying and gorgeous. Just… props, man.
#How did I miss this?
NO BUT SOME OF THEM EVEN HAVE RED HATS
Tumblr, please tell me I’m not the first to have put these together.
(Consider also the similarity between the Wonderflonium and Tesseract cases.)
Look at the details! The dog bowl says ‘Loki’, and the license plate is “ASG4RD” or Asgard.
It’s cut off in the gif, but the mom’s coffee cup has a Stark label on it.
I still declare that the best part of this is that she’s a little girl cosplaying Thor. :3
I agree with the headcanon that Thor was just casually flying past at the time and saw this little girl and thought, “This young maiden wishes to emulate her hero. I SHALL ASSIST HER!” and then makes lighting shoot out of her hammer so that the car explodes and flies off with the biggest grin on his face.
Quick genderswapped sketch of a scene from the first Thor movie!
i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow
Alice and I think that when Thor and Loki were growing up, Loki would be the one to pull these long, drawn-out pranks over months and months, and Thor, when he finally realized what Loki was up to, would retaliate by doing something like this. Siblings, riiiiiiight?